{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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The \"Battle of Old Trafford\" was a Premier League match played at Old Trafford, Manchester, on Sunday, 21 September 2003 between Manchester United and Arsenal. The final result, a 0–0 draw, turned out to be significant for Arsenal as they went on to finish the league season without a single defeat, something that had only been achieved once before in English football, by Preston North End in 1888–89.
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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