{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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